I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for viagra. How am I supposed fucking spam to filter all this garbage? It's making me nuts.
- My only wish is to get a real email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your stupid offers for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Get ready for the consequences.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.
Seriously With Your Spammy Texts
You think you're so slick, sending out your junk to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your hoax. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or find a hobby already.